liz_marcs (liz_marcs) wrote,
liz_marcs
liz_marcs

  • Mood:

Mystery of the Ages

Random Question

If you were an ancient God-King, what form of technology would impress you? The eat-laser-death-infidel-die-die-die cannon that can be mounted on the back of a pick-up truck isn't working out for me.

This is a very sad thing.

For some reason, I keep thinking: "Kitchen gadgets! Kitchen gadgets rawk! Go-Go Kitchen Gadget!"

Oh, pooh. Now I'm obsessing about kitchen gadgets. This bodes not at all well for me.

I truly need an alternative here. Much as I'm tempted to try zombies on pogo-sticks or monkies with jetpacks (both things that can always be used to improve a story), I must resist.


Random Mystery

Why do people sing in the shower?

No, seriously.

I am, at this current time, "enjoying" a seranade by my next-door-neighbor's 14-year-old daugher.

She's singing something that may be Metallica. Could also be Briteny Spears, y'all. Kinda hard to tell. Whatever she's singing it's out of her range

[Note to self: must Google to find out if it's possible to "sing out of your range" when one doesn't actually have a range.]

This, by the way, is not aiding me in my blank stare at WORD. Yes, yes, a very blank stare indeed.

I blame the soundtrack which....

She's obviously at the bridge because the squeaking has picked up in volume and increased in pitch.

I can tell because a glass just shattered.

I may be required to retaliate.

I mean, why can't she do something normal like argue with imaginary characters in the shower? Or beat her head against the shower tile?

Christ, I think my ears are bleeding.


On the Whole, It Could Be Worse

I could be the guy who...

had to auction off a pair of leather pants.

wrote an open letter to the person who stole his camera why he has 17 pictures of a cat's ass in memory.

spent more than $6,000 to go on the 'Ultimate Hippie Vacation.'

*sigh*

Kitchen gadgets....
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 27 comments
Previous
← Ctrl ← Alt
Next
Ctrl → Alt →
Previous
← Ctrl ← Alt
Next
Ctrl → Alt →