...Wander into the DVD section where they keep all the TV series boxed sets.
...Pick up Battlestar Galactica and Twilight Zone, Vol. 3 and sigh in disappointment because you can get it for the same price elsewhere using your nifty $55 Borders gift card.
...Put them back and have your eye captured by The Chosen Collection.
...Pick up the box and think to yourself, "Gee, this is really very pretty, isn't it?"
...Look at the price and realize that it's the cheapest price you've seen for it and you don't have to pay for shipping.
...Realize that you've got just enough of the BtVS-WB box sets that you can sell to cover most of the cost.
...Remember how much you actually enjoyed the random S5 BtVS-WB episodes you've seen while going through your random VCR tapes.
...Realize that in the course of cleaning the clutter out of your apartment this week, that you've got a ton of stuff that you'd like to try selling on eBay before donating it to a charitable organization.
...Think to yourself, "Well, it's sort of like getting S6 and S7 for free, which is really what you said you'd pay for them."
...But most of all, do not put it in your shopping cart while you "think about it."
To make a very long story short, do any of you know how to:
1) Convert my PayPal account so I can receive payments.
2) Convert my eBay account so I can set up auctions and earn some cash.
I am weak like veal.
That is all.