A great white shark has been spotted off the coast of Martha's Vineyard.
If you don't get why this is awesome, you need to brush up on your pop culture trivia.
'Course, this time the locals are prepared. After all, the promise of bagging a great white is only going to give the guys taking part in the 22nd Annual Monster Shark Tournament something to shoot for.
ETA: It appears that this report was a hoax. A mentally ill homeless veteran has been charged with disturbing the peace.