liz_marcs (liz_marcs) wrote,

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This moment in TMI

When it comes to most female-type biological functions, I'm a lucky gal. Unlike most of the female population, I don't have the overwhelming desire to rip out my uterus and throw it in the trash once a month.

Genetics have worked for me. I have inherited something that's known as "the easy-peasy option" from my father's half of the family.

Except today.

Today, I would do anything — and I mean anything — for a tool that can dig through my abdomen and...

I think you can guess the rest, yes?

Death is an option. Seriously.
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