YOU! ARE! GOING! DOWN!
NO FICTIONAL ALL-POWERFUL REDHEAD CAN DEFEAT THE POWER OF A REAL LIVE BITCHY BRUNETTE ARMED WITH AN ALPHASMART AND COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF BAD TELEVISION!
The meek will inherit my ass.
So we're going to behave, right? Or do I have to beat you further with my AlphaSmart and repeated viewings of last night's pathetic The Apprentice?
We see what happens when people don't cooperate with the team, yeah? THEY GET FIRED BY A GUY WITH BAD HAIR!
*note to self: when you start getting into grudge matches with fictional characters that don't even belong to you, it's time to up the meds...