Ever want to strangle them?
If they were real and flesh-and-blood you would soooo kick their ass into next week.
Because they are stubborn. And they insist that of course they're right and you're wrong, even though you're writing the damn plot.
beats Xander with a rolled up newspaper
COULD YOU PLEASE STOP INSISTING YOU'RE HALLUCINATING FOR FIVE FREAKIN' SECONDS AND CONSIDER THE WORLD WITHOUT SHRIMP OPTION, YOU IDIOT!
throws wireless keyboard at stupid Xander and follows it up with wireless mouse
Perhaps my mood would be slightly less disturbed if some people on my FList at whom I'm glaring meaningfully—and they know who they are—didn't start speculating on the kinds of fics we'll start seeing should Kitchen Confidential and/or Bones makes it to primetime.
First person who writes Seth/Xander or Angel/Seeley will die. I will hunt you down and...
smacks Xander on principle
It's 1:20 a.m. in the freakin' morning. WHY AM I STILL UP?!?