Is it me? Or is LJ being teh sux0or tonight?
I've been trying to post this all day!
This was written for the PAL-a-thon. Happy April Fool's Day!
This is the first half of my PAL-a-thon entry. I promise to load the remaining parts in the next couple of days, so I'll be scarce online due to writing. Having looked at the other entries, I suspect that I may have over-thought this. Don't look so shocked. *glares*
Anyway, I urge you all to dowload the Mary Sue Soundtrack, mostly because this story gave me the evil idea for it and because some of you contributed songs to it. Plus, it's free. And the download links are good for another five days. So why not?
Title: No Myth
Author: Lizbeth Marcs
Rating: MH (Mostly Harmless)
Warnings: Swearing mostly. Definitely violence. Gratuitous use of a Mary Sue.
Spoilers: All of BtVS and AtS
Characters: Faith, Xander, Andrew, OCs, and a Mary Sue
Genre: Humor, Action
Alternative Universe Alert: All of the Scoobs went to Cleveland after Chosen. Occurs the summer after Water Hold Me Down, however you do not need to read that story to follow this one. I only mention it because I've plunked it in what I've come to call the Whisper-verse.
Summary: Faith takes it into her head that Xander needs to relax and fixates on the idea that a date—a nice, normal date—is a step in the right direction. Before it’s all over, there is a painful makeover, reluctant double-dating, uncomfortable small talk, spying baby Slayers, something that looks like Cthulu’s little sister, a trashed Starbuck’s storefront, attempted murder, Slayage, police involvement, and a trip to the Cleveland Clinic emergency room. What? You expected any date involving Xander and some random Mary Sue to go well?
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