You have to read this story over on ONTD_POLITICAL
, which is easily the BEST! STORY! EVER!
The nuts and bolts of this story?
- Canada has a strategic maple syrup reserve. I repeat: Canada. Has. A. Strategic. Maple. Syrup. Reserve.
- The strategic maple syrup reserve was robbed.
- The maple syrup was smuggled out of the strategic reserve by hiding it in hallowed-out blocks of cocaine.
- The police have managed to recover some of the stolen maple syrup
- The recovered maple syrup is being returned to the strategic reserve under police escort.
Just for the record? I WANT A MOVIE OF THIS!
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