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Scribblings by Lizbeth
A lie on the throne is a lie still, and truth in a dungeon is truth still.
October 5th, 2012 
Jeff_Annie_Remedial Chaos Theory
Guys, Guys!

You have to read this story over on ONTD_POLITICAL, which is easily the BEST! STORY! EVER!

The nuts and bolts of this story?
  • Canada has a strategic maple syrup reserve. I repeat: Canada. Has. A. Strategic. Maple. Syrup. Reserve.
  • The strategic maple syrup reserve was robbed.
  • The maple syrup was smuggled out of the strategic reserve by hiding it in hallowed-out blocks of cocaine.
  • The police have managed to recover some of the stolen maple syrup
  • The recovered maple syrup is being returned to the strategic reserve under police escort.

Just for the record? I WANT A MOVIE OF THIS! 
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