How do you know when you're getting old?
When you're driving home and are singing along with "What I Like About You" by the Romantics at the top of your lungs...
And as soon as the song fades out, you find out that you're tuned to the radio station that plays the "Classic Rock, Home of Yesterday's Hits" selection.
Damn. Aren't they supposed to be playing early Rolling Stones or the Beatles or something?
*This birthday message brought to you by, "I need a high pressure hose to finish cleaning this office."