Please be explaining why I have a huuuuuuge allergy-related headache while there's friggin' snow getting dumped on our asses. Snow =/= seasonal allergies. Kthnxbi.
I cannot seem to bring my body clock in sync with you and my brain is starting to hurt from lack of sleep. I hate you, just on general principle.
Yes, I will attack my tax-related paperwork this weekend. However, I will not be entering the figures into TurboTax quite yet. See, my weekend schedule looks sucktrastic and has since, oh, Monday.
Why can't you clean your own damn self?
It's time for you to earn your birdie keep. Clean your own damn cage.
Ummm, nothing mean to say to any of you. I swear. I just got this cool meme that I picked up from...somewhere. I forget where.
Here's the Sekrit Rools:
- Go to YouTube
- Enter the date of your birth
- Pick one to three music videos from the list
All I can say is, "Ph34r m3! For my YouTube choices will make you cheer, and then make you cry, and then probably make you go blind."
Here's what I got:
Johnny Cash singing "Ring of Fire," backed by the whitest mariachi band in the history of planet earth and a quartet of Pepto-Bismol Pink back-up singers.
Sometimes it's hard to forget that before Elvis became an American punchline, he actually did look like he rocked a few jail houses (and more than a few beds) when dressed head-to-toe in black leather.
Manfred Mann are not only performing the worst lip-sync of all time, but also looking about 10 shades of high in this ode to the 'Mighty Quinn.' Between you and me, I think they've got everything except motor oil in their veins at this point.