Once more, you suck the big winnie. How the fuck is it possible I owe you that much in taxes?
I'm thinking that maybe you should be collecting some dough from Paris Hilton instead of trying to balance the national budget on me.
I've said it for six years running, so I'll say it again, "Tax cuts my ass."
Luv,
Me
P.S. — You can't see it, but I'm mooning you right now.
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Dear Massachusetts,
I love you. You just paid most of my federal taxes (minus $50).
However, I think it's so cute how you hopefully ask me to voluntarily pay the higher tax rate when I'm done filling out the paperwork.
Don't ever change babe.
Luv,
Me.
P.S. — Hugs 'n kisses always.