I've been *ahem* pretty lucky in my reading these days, and haven't read anything that pissed me off with its badness recently. As a result, I've forgotten

Then
I laughed hysterically. For reals.
Then I became very sad.
We need

Although one of these days, I'm gonna pull the metaphorical knife on Jacob I Have Loved. Maybe even Wuthering Heights. Yeah.
It's just like
Really, go to

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