What part of "my computer is frelled, still waiting for it to be fixed" are you missing?
Furthermore, demanding that I give you "a schedule update" of my (admittedly) too many WiPs (except for "that cocoon one") in a badly worded, badly misspelled, full of bad grammar message is not going to please me.
Following it up with, and I quote: "me love you long time and not call u a wop or dago or gunea (sp?) no more..just an update it's all i ask"
Pretty much means that you can go fuck yourself with a high-powered chainsaw.
And then following it up with apologizing not for using racial slurs, but for "not being up to date on them" really...
I deleted the comments out of instinct, so I sadly no longer have your I.P. address. (But I do have the notification emails, so I at least have your not-so-cherished words that I can share around to anyone who asks.)
Furthermore, I now want you to fuck yourself with a high-powered chainsaw while being pushed off the top of the Chrysler Building.
Why are people so fucking stupid?
On what planet is using an ethnic slur to convince someone to do you a fucking favor supposed to be considered charming, funny, or even remotely cute?
Right now, I'm so furious I can't even see straight.