See, I bought these 2 tickets to see Cirque du Soliel's Kooza something like 6 months ago. Birthday present for the bro.
The show is tomorrow. The tickets for the two of us cost me...a lot of money. If you've ever paid for Cirque du Soliel tickets, I don't have to tell you how much, right? Lots. That's pretty much all you need to know.
Guess who's going to be in Manchester, N.H. tomorrow at 10:30 a.m.? Go on. Guess.
Guess who got an e-mail saying that I could reserve a seat for Manchester if I wanted to go because I volunteered to campaign in New Hampshire before the election. Go on. Guess.
*weeps quietly in the corner*
Yeah. Guess who's not going to Manchester, N.H. tomorrow.