I do not know what I did to myself on the way to work this morning, but I pulled my Achilles tendon and I can barely fucking walk.
I'm supposed to go to the Haunted Happenings at Salem tomorrow! I took the day off and everything so I could go and...ARGARGARGARG!!!
I've never pulled my Achilles tendon before — Jesus it feels like someone is sticking a hot poker in the back of my lower leg.