liz_marcs (liz_marcs) wrote,

Dear Joaquin Pheonix...You ain't exactly Johnny Cash, are ya?

You are not Johnny Cash. You don't sound remotely like Johnny Cash.

Johnny Cash is made of pure awesome with a distinctive, immortal voice.

You could probably do a Broadway musical if you had to.

After listening to half of the Walk the Line soundtrack, I have decided that I would rather rip off my ears than listen to one more second of you coming up short.

Waaaaaaaaay short.

grumble-grumble-grumble...I think I understand why people made a big deal about Joaquin Pheonix doing the singing for this movie. The Cash family probably demanded that this piece of information was heavily publicized because Christ knows they didn't want anyone to think that this was actually Johnny's voice...grumble-grumble-grumble

Sorry for the spam, but listening to the Walk the Line soundtrack annoyed me so much that I felt the need to share my displeasure with the world.

I will now be listening to the for-shit-real Johnny Cash singing my favorite tune of his, "Ring of Fire."


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