I did say these characters were before my time, right?
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I was pretty much away teh internetz all day yesterday and last night.
I was informed that Tim Hortons corporate apologized for what turned out to be a local regional manager's screw-up. (I hope the regional manager is put at least on probation for not following company policy.)
In any case, in the words of Emily Litella: Nevermind.