Hulk's Diary That Is On the Internet.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is sooooo choice!
OH NO IT WENT VERY BADLY AT AVENGERS MANSION AT THANKSGIVING
Hulk does not know where to start! OK Hulk knows! Hulk can start with good stuff!!
Jarvis cooked that turkey so good! It was tasty and if Ant Man hadn't rushed Iron Man when Iron Man was "Staring at that sweatermeat" that Wasp had (HULK NOT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!), it would have stayed tasty instead of falling on ground!
Thor got all mad over fight because they spilled his potatoes too and then Blue Captain America Man tried to stop fight and when he stepped on table to make the kick in their jaws, the TABLE FELL OVER and EVEN THE PIE FELL OFF.
Oh, Hulk is so sad about that pie. It looked good.
I think my friends need to work harder. They're sending me bizarre emails.
Oh, I promise new installment of Water Hold Me Down tonight. There was turkey-induced stupidity this weekend followed by post-Thanksgiving shift at Borders. End result? Brain death. I wasn't ready to deal with a final check and posting last night.