liz_marcs (liz_marcs) wrote,

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My Unitarian Jihad name is...


Gaaked from othercat, but only since I saw it there first. Seems everyone on my FList is doing this today.

From Jon Carroll's column in the SF Chronicle:

People of the United States, why is everyone yelling at you??? Whatever happened to ... you know, everything? Why is the news dominated by nutballs saying that the Ten Commandments have to be tattooed inside the eyelids of every American, or that Allah has told them to kill Americans in order to rid the world of Satan, or that Yahweh has instructed them to go live wherever they feel like, or that Shiva thinks bombing mosques is a great idea? Sister Immaculate Dagger of Peace notes for the record that we mean no disrespect to Jews, Muslims, Christians or Hindus. Referred back to the committee of the whole for further discussion.

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sister Hand Grenade of Warm Humanitarianism.

Get yours.

The hilarious bit is I am really Unitarian and that article is just about dead on.


In other news, I just signed on to Weight Watchers. Wish me luck.

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